Saturday, April 11, 2009

If you are reading this....

HELP!! I am being held hostage against my will by two little boys covered in dye and waving eggs on spoons at me! My fingers are probably multi-colored and I am certain that I reek of vinegar.

At this moment, I am most likely using one of the following phrases:

'Please don't drink the dye'
'Put the spoon down son'
'Mom, I hope you weren't attached to that particular cup'
'Boy, I will break your fingers if you flip that spoon at me one more time'
'Do not encourage them Dad'

I am likely stressed but laughing and dotted with a myriad of color. A migraine is probably forming in the back of my skull that I won't feel until sometime later tonight. I am probably sneaking glasses of wine behind my mother's back. I might be taking pictures of the chaos, so be prepared.

Hope your egg dyeing adventures are as interesting as mine...I am resigned, no help is on the way....this wasn't in the bailout.

5 comments:

HermitJim said...

See what you signed up for...?

Have fun!

Mayberry said...

You're having fun, really. 20 years from now, you'll realize that. That's what they keep tellin' me anyways, ha ha! Happy Easter!

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

The image of you dotted in colors... makes me want to peel you and dee what devilry is under the calcified exterior...
;P

Hope you had a wonderful and relaxing day, m'Lady Ozark Momma...

Ozark Momma said...

I know HJ...It's only just hitting me exactly what kind of trouble I asked for....parental karma that's for sure.

Mabe~ tons of it, except the wind was icy and blowing hard today during the 'hunt'. But the screamers didn't notice and kept me well entertained!

Cyg~ all kinds of devilry, all kinds...you have no idea, lol.

Hope you all had a good day full of food and fun...enjoy the eggs and ham!!

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

No Idea, maybe, but a helluvan Imagination...

;P

Can't wait to get to them thar hills, Oh
Momma...

The true danger is when liberty is nibbled away, for expedience, and by parts. --Edmund Burke